Tea Boy/Girl

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We are looking for a Tea Boy/Girl.


You may all have recently seen Liam Gallagher talk passionately about the 90’s. Back then Liam and Noel had up to 4 people at any one time making them their drink of choice. Tea. 

We’d like to help keep Liam focused and not have to worry about tea.

Who we are looking for?

  • Male / Female
  • Can speak and understand English
  • Good communication skills, friendly, stable (very)
  • Team player energetic, innovative, cooperative, thick skinned.
  • Relevant experience is an advantage, although on the job learning available. This isn't rocket science.
  • Able to work on own initiative, without supervision, able to take direction well.
  • Able to work under pressure (high) and ability to accommodate sudden changes.

Duties and Responsibilities:

  • Make and serve tea (black and now even green) for Liam Gallagher and clients as well as visitors (sometimes)
  • Maintains the cleanliness of the pantry, office areas and restrooms
  • Stock control of refreshments and cleaning materials
  • Salary £12,000 plus unlimited tea and a WeTransfer Plus account.

Please note Liam has not asked us to do this. Our aim is to collect a great selection of people and present them to him. We hope he makes the selection and asks you to join a crucial part of his team. We would just like to enable.

“Now in the ’90s I got someone else to fuckin’ do it, but now I can’t, fuckin’ money is tight, too tight to mention, gotta do it yourself, haven’t you? No one buys records these days.” 

Liam Gallagher. Courtesy of the BBC

“In the ’90s I had about four people doing it—little geezer doing the kettle, our kid, some other little [bleep] doing that, and some little fuckin’ idiot doing that. Now you gotta do it fuckin’, now you got to do it yourself these days, y’know what I mean? ‘Cause these little smartarses download fuckin’ tunes for nish. And they wonder why there’s no real rock ‘n’ roll stars around—’cause this is the shit you got us doing, fuckers.” Courtesy of the BBC.

We are in the business of enabling. We detest piracy and want nothing more than that Liam stays in the flow. We felt we should step up and help.

After all Liam is pretty fuckin’ supersonic. 

Wanna make great tea for a great legend?